Thursday, May 09, 2002

Getting Scripty I

This is a new series that i am gonna write about .. its basically a gist for movie script ideas ..heres the first in this series

The main dude is a cop and is happily married, his assistant a chick ( the heroine) is single and they know each other like their palm,
wife gets murdered by a serial killer .. he gets caught but there is not enuff proof to put him in jail, the cop our hero loses it and goes on a plan to get rid of all the serial killers in the country who are roaming free due to lack of evidence, his plan is simple he commits their crimes in exactly the same way they did before but makes sure to leave enuff evidence so they get caught. his justification being that they would anyway commit more crimes in the future so if takes one innocent life in the process of getting these guys behind bars then he is actually being moral. well the climax is how our lady his assistant finds something fishy and we have a showdown with the dude and the lady.

Monday, May 06, 2002

Point of no Return

Point of no return is defined as that point on a straight line from which going to the beginning would take u longer than to go to the end of the line
The Moment

The moment i left home
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i turned off the radio
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i graduated
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i left my job
was The moment i could not handle
The moment i jumped off
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i let go of u
was The moment that i could not handle

Sunday, May 05, 2002

WHOA aisa bhi hota hai ( this is happening trust me )

i turned on m t.v and it looked like a documenty on marsh pits and slug fests ..
but lo it wasnt it was ex punk rock bandaids turned health afficionados talking about a new
thing they have started called punk aerobics ..
talk about capturing the being helath concious wave ..
all i remembered back in the days when u went into a marsh pit all u could find were fat chicks pierces and tatooed all over
talk about taking that to the next level and starting a health club that teaches u things to do in a marsh pit ..WHOA
wonder who the official masscot will be .. hey OSBOURNES i heard ya all out of t.v ...wanna new gig ??

Monday, April 29, 2002

DEAD CALM

these are days the which i call dead calm .. the days when u have no disturbances around.
no one to trouble no one to take care of .. no work to be pressurised by .. no billys to pay
they are not around often but when they do show up they are a huge relief.

its like the first icy rain before the monsoons .. that takes the heat away .. ah the ice doesnt fall from day 2 however.

thats why i love the ice, everyone growing up in monsoon land always wishes to see the hail storm everyday .. but then it can never workout the way u want

ironic it is that one who wishes the hail sees a moment of DEAD CALM in them

Friday, April 26, 2002

PRODUCTS
if u are the maker of the product

rule no one : u do not make it to please urself ..
rule no one : so it is not enuff if u are satisfied

rule no two : u have to satisfy the end user
rule no two : and he may be more dumb than u have ever expected

Wednesday, April 17, 2002

CREAM

Cash Rules Everything Around Me (CREAM)
cuz i am the man from the Wu tang Clan
is it real son is it reallly real son
gimme da real some gimmme gimme the real sum

u r all that i need i will be there for u
if u keep it real with me i will keep it real with u

be worthy of ya general .. if u want to fight, fight with me
it me the meth man , bringing down the ruckus in tical

lyrical assasin , strapped on with a mike filled with 24 rounds
as iam the shaolin masta, coming at ur crew

u race with the razor , my fists ar anuff to slay ya
run like a shepard among the wolves of my fighting style

the golden dragon , the ying and the yang
all check it out the ill block in the kitchen

we can all get by if want now
get a fat piece of the pie if we want now
mfers getting mad high when they want now
how will ya survive , rocognise it and be tical

straight from the madison county
i bring the mad ruckus on the streets of tical
its like my gism with a schism and wicked flows that i devise
plastic and acid coming at u like a spastic
how ya gonna take it with u to the hive

i take the industry by the storm
i spend hrs in the dungean as i am the dragon
a dungeon dragon , and i keep it mooving
keep it really moving cuz we dont want to run from the clock

whats that rythm whats that sound
party people moving on, keep it mmoving
keep it grooving baby really keep it moving
cuz ur days of fun wont be lasting long



D YALLOW STYLE :: DO U WANTO KNOW MY WU TANG STYLE

Tuesday, April 16, 2002

PATH LESS TRAVELLED

Two brilliant friends are at a crossroads one day in india .. deciding the next step to take

No. 1 : i am going to an ivy league univ in the u.s i will take a loan and repay it later .. i am outta here
No. 2 : i think i will stay here and do research in agriscience in ahmedabad .. i am gonna take the harder road

years later as No. 1 attended one attended No. 2 's funeral one of the many innocent victims of the communal massacre, he couldnt help but reflect upon his life of absolute comfort and the choices he had to make to get there

Can u hear me MR. FROST ?

Monday, April 15, 2002

ENGLISH GAANA OF THE DAY

firstly my apologies for going underground !

take my riches away, take away even my fame
if u must take away , then take away my youth
but give me back my memories, memories of my childhood
that dirty boat of paper , sailing the rainfilled drain

the hoods most popular destination
where the grandma sat telling her stories
of lands and places, of saints and angels
their deeds of glory, their acts of wisom
even if u wanted u will never forget
those night time stories that heard for ever

gettin out of your house into the blazing sun
trying to catch those colorful butterflies
fighting and quarreling with the kids in the park
getting hurt to rest some and gettin hurt again
those scars on ur body that u can still see

makin sand castles out in the desert
and taking pleasure to destroy the others
going int odreams that have no meaning
a life with no boundaries , with no worry for tomorrow
oh what a beatiful way that was to live

take my riches away, take away even my fame
if u must take away , then take away my youth
but give me back my memories, memories of my childhood
that dirty boat of paper , sailing the rainfilled drain


Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Friday, April 05, 2002

i have realised i am a pleaser .. i have to make everyone happy or i get restless
now making some people happy is easy ...BUT EVERYONE ...damn ... i need a vacation

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

ENGLISH GAANA OF THE DAY


asleep is this world .. asleep is the sky
asleep are all these butterflies .. oh these butterflies
asleep is the road

but for me .. the directionless one
wide awake .. with no momentum
sometimes in one lane othertimes in another
even if i wanted i wouldnt know which road is mine

ho asleep are these butterflies .. these butterflies
alseep is the road

Monday, April 01, 2002

neo could i take the red pill today ?
police sirens wailing in the distance

ROBBER 1 : i dont want to go to the jail man .. i am not made for that kind of shit

ROBBER 2 : yeah i was made for it the day i was born , why do u think i am doing this
TIME MACHINE

this weekend i was at a buddies place in southbay trying to catch up
hadnt seen him in a while and this was the first time after a long time i was going to be sleeping
away from the comforts of my house
and i noticed strange patterns of insomnia
i couldnt sleep as i heard the clock tick .. moreover i was so exhausted from playing holi that day
i thought sleep should be easy but it wasnt ..
it made me realise how adaptability becomes harder as we grow old .. 4 or 5 years ago i would
have no problems at all .. now i missed my bed my pillow and my blanket

Friday, March 29, 2002

i was playing basketball yesterday and i noticed a strange
pattern .. everyone didnt want the ball .. some wanted it
all the time and others were more happy to let go of it
and there were a few who liked to keep it to themselves and just run with it
having no plan in mind as to what they are going to do to get it into the basket
i have classified the players into FIVE different types

the MARCHERS : low confidence, high fear of screwing up
the UNDERTAKERS : High confidence, no fear of screwing up
the PUNDITS : Have a high information overflow and want to execute in textbook levels
the HEDGEHOGS : Exibit dual qualities based on Provocation .. by default they are Usually PUNDITS and turn into UNDERTAKERS
the SCAPEGOATS: Usually start of as marchers and on provocation just make a complete fool of themselves

Thursday, March 28, 2002

i was watching tv and there was a debate
on how tv viewing directly relates to the
aggressive behaviour among kids

> 1 hr 5%
1 > 3 hr 28%
3> 5 hr 30%

why cant it also be true is those kids who
are violent by nature are the ones who watch more tv
my point is these kids can stand up to their parents as they are brats
and wont listen to them .. what can they do as they dont have any thing meaning ful .. WATCH TV

so MR congress man u nos dont mean shit
English Gaaaana of the Day !

no no not now have some patience
no no right now its the perfect itme

you are young i am young
there is nothing thats at stake
oh my darling dont be afraid
come and wrap up in my arms

no no not now have some patience
now no right now its the perfect time

listen baba dont push me
this isnt the way
its not right to pluck the bud
give it time so it can bloom

no no no no not now have some patience


Wednesday, March 27, 2002

in the morning in heavens
in the morning in heavens
in the morning in heavens
i will be working the prases for my lord

i will be working the praises , i will be working the praises, i will be working the plases for my lord

if he calls me i will answer
if he calls me i will answer
if he calls me i will answer
i will be working the praises for my lord
STUFF THAT MAKES U WONDER
Today we talk of NUMBERS

ONE : Single
TWO : Couple
Three : Threesome, Crowd
Four : Square
Five : Fingers
Six : Smashing Baby
Seven : Deadly sins
Eight : OCTOPUSSy
Nine : nails
Ten : PEARL JAM