Conversation in a american Mexican restaurant

waitress: How are you today
i am fine thank you
waitress: wonderful, please be seated anywhere i will be with u in a moment

waitress:what would u like to drink?
water is good

waitress:are u ready to order?
yes i am
waitress:what can i get for u today
i would like an chicken burrito
waitress:cheese ?
yes
waitress:swiss, cheddar, jack
swiss
waitress:what kinda beans pinto or black
pinto
waitress:what kinda chicken grilled or shredded
grilled
waitress: what kinda tortilla .. white wheat or spinach
wheat
waitress: mild medium or hot salsa
medium
waitress: anything else?
that will be all

MIGRATION

everybody loves to migrate .. its their intherent nature .. especially birds. wonder why india is so poulated ?? here is my theory .. way way back people migrated and the loved it until they reached the penisula and now they were surrounded by water on three sides ..
they had two options turn back and explore and they did try but it felt like they were going back the way they came for a long time ..
now they had to make a decision wheher or not to explore any further .. ah and they decided to stay put .. this happened for centuries galore as more and more races and peoples migrated and finally settled in the peninsula. oh have to mention the nice climate the fertile land and the beautiful surroundings had a role in it.

Conversation in an american restaurant

waitress: How are you today
i am fine thank you
waitress: wonderful, please be seated anywhere i will be with u in a moment

waitress:what would u like to drink?
water is good

waitress:are u ready to order?
yes i am
waitress:what can i get for u today
i would like an hamburger with fries
waitress:cheese ?
yes
waitress:swiss, cheddar, jack
swiss
waitress:how would u like the meat cooked
medium
waitress:would u like some ketchup for the fries
yes
waitress: mayo and mustard good
yes
waitress: anything else?
that will be all

In the Name of Code
-u fill ur pockets with gold
-u bang ur head against plastic
-u sleep 15 hrs a day
-u bang ur head at home
-u go wandering distant places
-u suffer from identity
-u become good with ur fingers
-u live in abstract reality
-u say u are gonna leave it all
-u come back next day beggin for more

The FoulAir Time

In every humans lifespan there will be atime when his body will decide to do the rebel and will be beyond his control ..
the best symptom of this cause is a the air around his body will smell of a pale flavor the kind that is reminiscent of the undead, at this time no matter what, the body will dance to its tune and its tune alone

The left Differential
its been targeted and it has been well planned .. what is that ?? .. oh attack by unknown forces on my envied body ..
i still have to figure out why they like the left side .. the left thumb the left lower back and the left ankle are all down now ..
wonder what is next .. ah i hate these well planned executioners!!

Conversations in a subway

man: so wahts ur story
woman: how does it matter
man: we are moving in space at the same rate
woman: i am still breathing
man: part of it is what i breath out
woman: we are already connected then
man: that doesnt mean we say good bye does it?
woman: depends on the where u get off
man: what if i never get of and so did u
woman: the world doesnt work that way
man: how does it work then?
woman: u get in and get off all the time and then u do some and then dont see ya i have to get off now :)

CLONES

so u think u know ur star wars

Wanna cook huh
GRRRRRRRRRRR

Me was DAY SCREAMING
its not what u know .. its what u can prove .. that counts!

Survival

what is it that u need to do .. survive or live or live by surviving or never compromise on life even if it means death. i choose live by survining, for one i am not a a hard core right wing guy and do believe in gray areas.
and i do believe that compromises are justified as long as the vision is not altered. i am willing to eat non vegetarian food to survive untill i reach a vegetarian planet. as long as i have my path set out to achive my goal
of reaching the vegetarian planet i am justified in eating non vegetarian food. i iwll be making games as long as i see that i can survive without it and pursue my higher meaning to life ..today i cannot do that and i cannot say screw all that i have built and lead off into a new life defining direction!

La Jolla
for lack of anything better to say

Where have u been??

oh my oh my .. the birds say where have you been
oh my oh my the birds sing where have u been
oh my oh my the birds yeah the birds frown where have u been

oh my oh my i was locked down down below down below in my shell
oh my oh my it was dark and dirty and i hated the smell
oh my oh my i have waited so long so long to be free
oh my oh my i see the world the world that made u and me
oh my oh my i cant take the plight the plight that i see
oh my oh my why did you why did u set me free

oh my oh my .. the birds say where have you been
oh my oh my the birds sing where have u been
oh my oh my the birds yeah the birds frown where have u been

Maintain my Class

Of late i have been troubled by the class maintainence issue .. things u can do and get away with .. but u wouldnt cuz thats not ur class .. i wonder whats my class anyways ..
its not deft tied to my conscience so why do i care .. if i can get a bunch of money out of my tax returns why dont i do it .. if i can go on a holiday and get paid for it why dont i do it .. why am i worried of my class .. i am not a classact anyways .. and moreover no one is watching me .. so why do i strap on to the seat belt in germany and go less than 60 miles an hr .. i am guaranteed that my neck would remain safe and go uncracked .. then why ???????????? do i have to freakin maintain my class

RUN LOLA RUN

Awesome exercise .. i wish we had a button to trigger of parrallel events effecting us in real time .. wouldntthat be cool and then we should hav playback options .. freeze frame especially ..
WHOA .. freeze one and fast forward other .. thats a deft trip!! any gizmo guys out there .. i could strike a deal with u ! oh i forgot to timestamp my idea .. AHHHH the patent miseries

Getting Scripty I

This is a new series that i am gonna write about .. its basically a gist for movie script ideas ..heres the first in this series

The main dude is a cop and is happily married, his assistant a chick ( the heroine) is single and they know each other like their palm,
wife gets murdered by a serial killer .. he gets caught but there is not enuff proof to put him in jail, the cop our hero loses it and goes on a plan to get rid of all the serial killers in the country who are roaming free due to lack of evidence, his plan is simple he commits their crimes in exactly the same way they did before but makes sure to leave enuff evidence so they get caught. his justification being that they would anyway commit more crimes in the future so if takes one innocent life in the process of getting these guys behind bars then he is actually being moral. well the climax is how our lady his assistant finds something fishy and we have a showdown with the dude and the lady.

Point of no Return

Point of no return is defined as that point on a straight line from which going to the beginning would take u longer than to go to the end of the line

The Moment

The moment i left home
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i turned off the radio
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i graduated
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i left my job
was The moment i could not handle
The moment i jumped off
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i let go of u
was The moment that i could not handle

WHOA aisa bhi hota hai ( this is happening trust me )

i turned on m t.v and it looked like a documenty on marsh pits and slug fests ..
but lo it wasnt it was ex punk rock bandaids turned health afficionados talking about a new
thing they have started called punk aerobics ..
talk about capturing the being helath concious wave ..
all i remembered back in the days when u went into a marsh pit all u could find were fat chicks pierces and tatooed all over
talk about taking that to the next level and starting a health club that teaches u things to do in a marsh pit ..WHOA
wonder who the official masscot will be .. hey OSBOURNES i heard ya all out of t.v ...wanna new gig ??

DEAD CALM

these are days the which i call dead calm .. the days when u have no disturbances around.
no one to trouble no one to take care of .. no work to be pressurised by .. no billys to pay
they are not around often but when they do show up they are a huge relief.

its like the first icy rain before the monsoons .. that takes the heat away .. ah the ice doesnt fall from day 2 however.

thats why i love the ice, everyone growing up in monsoon land always wishes to see the hail storm everyday .. but then it can never workout the way u want

ironic it is that one who wishes the hail sees a moment of DEAD CALM in them