in the name of love

u go to the grocery shop
u go to the florist
u go to the barber and u go to the butcher

in the name of love

u make urself a fool
and dont know why u drool
u cut urself a deal
and dont know how u should feel

ooOOOOOO in the name of love

u stand by fourth and main
and watch the passing night train
u make wishes in the wind
and dream about them

THe List
The list never ends the list
the list of things to do the list
the list shrinks at times the list
the list of things to do the list
the list eludes u at times (sneaky ,,) the list
the list of things to do the list
The list is at the back of ur mind the list
The list of .. u know what
the list pisses u off the list
the list cannot be burnred the list
the list cannot be thrashed the lsit
the list is ur tail lamp the list
the list is why u live the list
the list of things to do the list

the foolmaker's back in action.

MAMMAs and PAPPAS

where u come from , where u going ...
sit down in the shade and u will see all the mammas and the pappas
where they come from and where they are going

their burden will not take ur sun away
so be there relax and think back to the guilts of ur life
yeah those good old days when u were on hanging out of the bus

but it is not enough for u
u just dont want to put your finger on the borderline
u just dont want to sip away the spice of time

where u come from , where u going ...
sit down in the shade and u will see all the mammas and the pappas
where they come from and where they are going

what is it that wants to tempt u
take u away from thes willfull overbearances
how could this mean anything to me - u say

no no dont shy away from the yield sign
its meant to be and it will be there forever
just remember the agonies u left behind and respect the valor of the rhyme

where u come from , where u going ...
sit down in the shade and u will see all the mammas and the pappas
where they come from and where they are going

DIRT ROADS

What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved.
There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.
People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride.That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.
We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.
There was less crime in our streets before they were paved.Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun.And there were no drive by shootings.

Our values were better when our roads were worse!People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks.Dirt Roads taught patience.

Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk.
For your mail, you walked to the mail box.
What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.

At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap.
Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole.
At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.
At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out.
Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road!

~by Paul Harvey~

the grudge

Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Terrified of being wrong. Ultimatum prison cell.

Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again.

Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Saturn ascends, comes round again.
Saturn ascends, the one, the ten. Ignorant to the damage done.

Addiction
These i think are the true qualities of an addictant

Accessible
Economical
Immensely satisfying
No scar tissues left

Wonder if this is why i love my biryani so much

TOOL

first of tool simply put rocks ... i normally dont believe in the value of concerts .. for me it is worth spending 50 bucks to buy a video game that sucks than to go t oa concert that rocks, anyways having said that i was forced to attend a tool concert by some homies and there i was disgruntled to get in,
but from the firsto momento .. they kicked mega butt .. they just take u to a place u have not gone too.. oh all the alchohol and weed helps too but not a whole lot!
their visulas and stage performace combined with their unique sound just comes together like a mega orgasm .. whew i am still not able to get over it !!!

Conversation in a chat room

xyz: hi
abc: howdy
xyz: asl
abc: m
xyz : sorry boss
abc: later
xyz: TC and bye
abc: u 2 ,, bye

Optimization
u have to optimize ur life style to live in the modern day.. gone are the days where you could forget about not scrambling the newspaper for lunch coupons. either u eat at mc donals and spare ur self the coupons or u get up in the mornin and scan the paper for them. there are no other ways about it its the optimization era .. every thing counts everyone is accountable and u are not alone

Buzz

i have a buzz in my head it started when i didnt have food at regular intervals and is tellin me i will not work unless u work on me so iam in afix now its a.m six now i want to cuddle up but i cant leverage my body wont say right on its on a rebound i guess i need that big bowl of cereal now

Conversation in a american Mexican restaurant

waitress: How are you today
i am fine thank you
waitress: wonderful, please be seated anywhere i will be with u in a moment

waitress:what would u like to drink?
water is good

waitress:are u ready to order?
yes i am
waitress:what can i get for u today
i would like an chicken burrito
waitress:cheese ?
yes
waitress:swiss, cheddar, jack
swiss
waitress:what kinda beans pinto or black
pinto
waitress:what kinda chicken grilled or shredded
grilled
waitress: what kinda tortilla .. white wheat or spinach
wheat
waitress: mild medium or hot salsa
medium
waitress: anything else?
that will be all

MIGRATION

everybody loves to migrate .. its their intherent nature .. especially birds. wonder why india is so poulated ?? here is my theory .. way way back people migrated and the loved it until they reached the penisula and now they were surrounded by water on three sides ..
they had two options turn back and explore and they did try but it felt like they were going back the way they came for a long time ..
now they had to make a decision wheher or not to explore any further .. ah and they decided to stay put .. this happened for centuries galore as more and more races and peoples migrated and finally settled in the peninsula. oh have to mention the nice climate the fertile land and the beautiful surroundings had a role in it.

Conversation in an american restaurant

waitress: How are you today
i am fine thank you
waitress: wonderful, please be seated anywhere i will be with u in a moment

waitress:what would u like to drink?
water is good

waitress:are u ready to order?
yes i am
waitress:what can i get for u today
i would like an hamburger with fries
waitress:cheese ?
yes
waitress:swiss, cheddar, jack
swiss
waitress:how would u like the meat cooked
medium
waitress:would u like some ketchup for the fries
yes
waitress: mayo and mustard good
yes
waitress: anything else?
that will be all

In the Name of Code
-u fill ur pockets with gold
-u bang ur head against plastic
-u sleep 15 hrs a day
-u bang ur head at home
-u go wandering distant places
-u suffer from identity
-u become good with ur fingers
-u live in abstract reality
-u say u are gonna leave it all
-u come back next day beggin for more

The FoulAir Time

In every humans lifespan there will be atime when his body will decide to do the rebel and will be beyond his control ..
the best symptom of this cause is a the air around his body will smell of a pale flavor the kind that is reminiscent of the undead, at this time no matter what, the body will dance to its tune and its tune alone

The left Differential
its been targeted and it has been well planned .. what is that ?? .. oh attack by unknown forces on my envied body ..
i still have to figure out why they like the left side .. the left thumb the left lower back and the left ankle are all down now ..
wonder what is next .. ah i hate these well planned executioners!!

Conversations in a subway

man: so wahts ur story
woman: how does it matter
man: we are moving in space at the same rate
woman: i am still breathing
man: part of it is what i breath out
woman: we are already connected then
man: that doesnt mean we say good bye does it?
woman: depends on the where u get off
man: what if i never get of and so did u
woman: the world doesnt work that way
man: how does it work then?
woman: u get in and get off all the time and then u do some and then dont see ya i have to get off now :)

CLONES

so u think u know ur star wars

Wanna cook huh
GRRRRRRRRRRR

Me was DAY SCREAMING
its not what u know .. its what u can prove .. that counts!

Survival

what is it that u need to do .. survive or live or live by surviving or never compromise on life even if it means death. i choose live by survining, for one i am not a a hard core right wing guy and do believe in gray areas.
and i do believe that compromises are justified as long as the vision is not altered. i am willing to eat non vegetarian food to survive untill i reach a vegetarian planet. as long as i have my path set out to achive my goal
of reaching the vegetarian planet i am justified in eating non vegetarian food. i iwll be making games as long as i see that i can survive without it and pursue my higher meaning to life ..today i cannot do that and i cannot say screw all that i have built and lead off into a new life defining direction!

La Jolla
for lack of anything better to say

Where have u been??

oh my oh my .. the birds say where have you been
oh my oh my the birds sing where have u been
oh my oh my the birds yeah the birds frown where have u been

oh my oh my i was locked down down below down below in my shell
oh my oh my it was dark and dirty and i hated the smell
oh my oh my i have waited so long so long to be free
oh my oh my i see the world the world that made u and me
oh my oh my i cant take the plight the plight that i see
oh my oh my why did you why did u set me free

oh my oh my .. the birds say where have you been
oh my oh my the birds sing where have u been
oh my oh my the birds yeah the birds frown where have u been

Maintain my Class

Of late i have been troubled by the class maintainence issue .. things u can do and get away with .. but u wouldnt cuz thats not ur class .. i wonder whats my class anyways ..
its not deft tied to my conscience so why do i care .. if i can get a bunch of money out of my tax returns why dont i do it .. if i can go on a holiday and get paid for it why dont i do it .. why am i worried of my class .. i am not a classact anyways .. and moreover no one is watching me .. so why do i strap on to the seat belt in germany and go less than 60 miles an hr .. i am guaranteed that my neck would remain safe and go uncracked .. then why ???????????? do i have to freakin maintain my class

RUN LOLA RUN

Awesome exercise .. i wish we had a button to trigger of parrallel events effecting us in real time .. wouldntthat be cool and then we should hav playback options .. freeze frame especially ..
WHOA .. freeze one and fast forward other .. thats a deft trip!! any gizmo guys out there .. i could strike a deal with u ! oh i forgot to timestamp my idea .. AHHHH the patent miseries

Getting Scripty I

This is a new series that i am gonna write about .. its basically a gist for movie script ideas ..heres the first in this series

The main dude is a cop and is happily married, his assistant a chick ( the heroine) is single and they know each other like their palm,
wife gets murdered by a serial killer .. he gets caught but there is not enuff proof to put him in jail, the cop our hero loses it and goes on a plan to get rid of all the serial killers in the country who are roaming free due to lack of evidence, his plan is simple he commits their crimes in exactly the same way they did before but makes sure to leave enuff evidence so they get caught. his justification being that they would anyway commit more crimes in the future so if takes one innocent life in the process of getting these guys behind bars then he is actually being moral. well the climax is how our lady his assistant finds something fishy and we have a showdown with the dude and the lady.

Point of no Return

Point of no return is defined as that point on a straight line from which going to the beginning would take u longer than to go to the end of the line

The Moment

The moment i left home
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i turned off the radio
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i graduated
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i left my job
was The moment i could not handle
The moment i jumped off
was The moment that i could not handle
The moment i let go of u
was The moment that i could not handle

WHOA aisa bhi hota hai ( this is happening trust me )

i turned on m t.v and it looked like a documenty on marsh pits and slug fests ..
but lo it wasnt it was ex punk rock bandaids turned health afficionados talking about a new
thing they have started called punk aerobics ..
talk about capturing the being helath concious wave ..
all i remembered back in the days when u went into a marsh pit all u could find were fat chicks pierces and tatooed all over
talk about taking that to the next level and starting a health club that teaches u things to do in a marsh pit ..WHOA
wonder who the official masscot will be .. hey OSBOURNES i heard ya all out of t.v ...wanna new gig ??

DEAD CALM

these are days the which i call dead calm .. the days when u have no disturbances around.
no one to trouble no one to take care of .. no work to be pressurised by .. no billys to pay
they are not around often but when they do show up they are a huge relief.

its like the first icy rain before the monsoons .. that takes the heat away .. ah the ice doesnt fall from day 2 however.

thats why i love the ice, everyone growing up in monsoon land always wishes to see the hail storm everyday .. but then it can never workout the way u want

ironic it is that one who wishes the hail sees a moment of DEAD CALM in them

PRODUCTS
if u are the maker of the product

rule no one : u do not make it to please urself ..
rule no one : so it is not enuff if u are satisfied

rule no two : u have to satisfy the end user
rule no two : and he may be more dumb than u have ever expected

CREAM

Cash Rules Everything Around Me (CREAM)
cuz i am the man from the Wu tang Clan
is it real son is it reallly real son
gimme da real some gimmme gimme the real sum

u r all that i need i will be there for u
if u keep it real with me i will keep it real with u

be worthy of ya general .. if u want to fight, fight with me
it me the meth man , bringing down the ruckus in tical

lyrical assasin , strapped on with a mike filled with 24 rounds
as iam the shaolin masta, coming at ur crew

u race with the razor , my fists ar anuff to slay ya
run like a shepard among the wolves of my fighting style

the golden dragon , the ying and the yang
all check it out the ill block in the kitchen

we can all get by if want now
get a fat piece of the pie if we want now
mfers getting mad high when they want now
how will ya survive , rocognise it and be tical

straight from the madison county
i bring the mad ruckus on the streets of tical
its like my gism with a schism and wicked flows that i devise
plastic and acid coming at u like a spastic
how ya gonna take it with u to the hive

i take the industry by the storm
i spend hrs in the dungean as i am the dragon
a dungeon dragon , and i keep it mooving
keep it really moving cuz we dont want to run from the clock

whats that rythm whats that sound
party people moving on, keep it mmoving
keep it grooving baby really keep it moving
cuz ur days of fun wont be lasting long



D YALLOW STYLE :: DO U WANTO KNOW MY WU TANG STYLE

PATH LESS TRAVELLED

Two brilliant friends are at a crossroads one day in india .. deciding the next step to take

No. 1 : i am going to an ivy league univ in the u.s i will take a loan and repay it later .. i am outta here
No. 2 : i think i will stay here and do research in agriscience in ahmedabad .. i am gonna take the harder road

years later as No. 1 attended one attended No. 2 's funeral one of the many innocent victims of the communal massacre, he couldnt help but reflect upon his life of absolute comfort and the choices he had to make to get there

Can u hear me MR. FROST ?

ENGLISH GAANA OF THE DAY

firstly my apologies for going underground !

take my riches away, take away even my fame
if u must take away , then take away my youth
but give me back my memories, memories of my childhood
that dirty boat of paper , sailing the rainfilled drain

the hoods most popular destination
where the grandma sat telling her stories
of lands and places, of saints and angels
their deeds of glory, their acts of wisom
even if u wanted u will never forget
those night time stories that heard for ever

gettin out of your house into the blazing sun
trying to catch those colorful butterflies
fighting and quarreling with the kids in the park
getting hurt to rest some and gettin hurt again
those scars on ur body that u can still see

makin sand castles out in the desert
and taking pleasure to destroy the others
going int odreams that have no meaning
a life with no boundaries , with no worry for tomorrow
oh what a beatiful way that was to live

take my riches away, take away even my fame
if u must take away , then take away my youth
but give me back my memories, memories of my childhood
that dirty boat of paper , sailing the rainfilled drain

HOLI HAI
RANG BARSE BHIGE CHUNARVALI

i have realised i am a pleaser .. i have to make everyone happy or i get restless
now making some people happy is easy ...BUT EVERYONE ...damn ... i need a vacation

ENGLISH GAANA OF THE DAY


asleep is this world .. asleep is the sky
asleep are all these butterflies .. oh these butterflies
asleep is the road

but for me .. the directionless one
wide awake .. with no momentum
sometimes in one lane othertimes in another
even if i wanted i wouldnt know which road is mine

ho asleep are these butterflies .. these butterflies
alseep is the road

neo could i take the red pill today ?

police sirens wailing in the distance

ROBBER 1 : i dont want to go to the jail man .. i am not made for that kind of shit

ROBBER 2 : yeah i was made for it the day i was born , why do u think i am doing this

TIME MACHINE

this weekend i was at a buddies place in southbay trying to catch up
hadnt seen him in a while and this was the first time after a long time i was going to be sleeping
away from the comforts of my house
and i noticed strange patterns of insomnia
i couldnt sleep as i heard the clock tick .. moreover i was so exhausted from playing holi that day
i thought sleep should be easy but it wasnt ..
it made me realise how adaptability becomes harder as we grow old .. 4 or 5 years ago i would
have no problems at all .. now i missed my bed my pillow and my blanket

i was playing basketball yesterday and i noticed a strange
pattern .. everyone didnt want the ball .. some wanted it
all the time and others were more happy to let go of it
and there were a few who liked to keep it to themselves and just run with it
having no plan in mind as to what they are going to do to get it into the basket
i have classified the players into FIVE different types

the MARCHERS : low confidence, high fear of screwing up
the UNDERTAKERS : High confidence, no fear of screwing up
the PUNDITS : Have a high information overflow and want to execute in textbook levels
the HEDGEHOGS : Exibit dual qualities based on Provocation .. by default they are Usually PUNDITS and turn into UNDERTAKERS
the SCAPEGOATS: Usually start of as marchers and on provocation just make a complete fool of themselves

i was watching tv and there was a debate
on how tv viewing directly relates to the
aggressive behaviour among kids

> 1 hr 5%
1 > 3 hr 28%
3> 5 hr 30%

why cant it also be true is those kids who
are violent by nature are the ones who watch more tv
my point is these kids can stand up to their parents as they are brats
and wont listen to them .. what can they do as they dont have any thing meaning ful .. WATCH TV

so MR congress man u nos dont mean shit

English Gaaaana of the Day !

no no not now have some patience
no no right now its the perfect itme

you are young i am young
there is nothing thats at stake
oh my darling dont be afraid
come and wrap up in my arms

no no not now have some patience
now no right now its the perfect time

listen baba dont push me
this isnt the way
its not right to pluck the bud
give it time so it can bloom

no no no no not now have some patience

in the morning in heavens
in the morning in heavens
in the morning in heavens
i will be working the prases for my lord

i will be working the praises , i will be working the praises, i will be working the plases for my lord

if he calls me i will answer
if he calls me i will answer
if he calls me i will answer
i will be working the praises for my lord

STUFF THAT MAKES U WONDER
Today we talk of NUMBERS

ONE : Single
TWO : Couple
Three : Threesome, Crowd
Four : Square
Five : Fingers
Six : Smashing Baby
Seven : Deadly sins
Eight : OCTOPUSSy
Nine : nails
Ten : PEARL JAM

ENGLISH SHAYARI OF THE DAY

oh why do u want to save ur skin
oh why do want to please the devil
is it the guilt that has made u crumble
or is it my overbearance

i am rot running after the answer
all i want is to make u happy
all i want is to shed ur skin
bring out the undiscovered

screw what the world has to say
it dont matter at all
please dont save ur skin
please dont please the devil

who in hell is nonchalant anyway

this is probably the s t r a n g e s t thing that has happened to me
i turn on the radio and blurry by puddle of mud is playing ..
every time .. last 15 or so days
whats creepy is its not the same radio station either and not the same time
in the morning too ..oh i listen to radio only in my car
but ignition and coincidence see to be brothers in a stange way .. twins to be precise
to top is all ..my life right now is blurry too

no matter what deed either extra ordinary or not u do
u can never undo it u could make a foot print of it for records
or u can forget it but never ever undo it
such is life

ENGLISH SHAYARI OF THE DAY

SHAYARI ---> what the hell is this ..
u could say it is a poem .. but not quite .. maybe mirza can tell wht the diff is

these are the people who loved you ...
these are the ones who put u on pedastal ..
where have they gone now ...
oh where have they gone now ?

these are the fools who reprimanded you
these are the fools who bent ur back
where have they gone now .....
oh where have they gone now?

what is it that keeps u going ? MR superman

and i looked out from the river to say
how i longed for the bright sunny day
who can tell the starry skies
good lord show mee the way
oh brothers lets go down ..
cmon down wanna go down
oh sister lets go down
down to the river to pray

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