The crazy random Mr. Hat

Usually i dont tell stories that revolve around my real life but this one needed to be told so here you go

In the Land of the 50 states lives a random cranky persona , for simplicity we will name him Mr. Hat

go go: Ihave had it with Mr. Hat

Me: patience yaar, shit happens all the time

go go: No baap this time it takes the cake ... very rarely do i reach my threshold and i think the record has been broken today

Me: Darn

2 days later

go go: This keeps getting worse baap.. dont know what to do

Me: If u piss too hard on a solid wall the piss is bound to rebound to ur pants

go go: Shit thats it .. !

College of Education SouthAfrican Female Graduate Student : How has culture influenced ur life ?

Moi: Culture today is a retreat zone, much like the movies, its really not mainstream in the orld we live in. We live in a world where we would have to do what it takes to keep our heads over water. we may have some choices in front but for the most part they are not culturally connected.

Her: How do u mean ?

Me: Well if would only eat rice and beans according to your culture u couldnt survive in hells kitchen leave alone madagascar. Or if your culture told u to touch ur elders feet as a sign of respect u would see a shotgun hole in ur brains trying to do that in redneck texas.

Her: You are ridiculously crazy

Me: yeah probably but at least i have the balls to ask you out unlike my culturally bound tight lipped counterparts

Desert Madness

WED : 10.00 PM - picked up gogo, went to mediterranean hookah bar smoked mint, ate gyros

THU : 1.00 AM - Picked up momo went to 24 hr mexican joint, ate fish tacos
8.00 AM - got ready ate crazy home made breakfast, went to ken mcDonald and played a round of golf
7.00 PM - got ready and went to a bar called the Library, played black jack with the jack daniel hoochies banrupted them, gogo at one point had
3000 in fake money, got mega memorablia from them, gogo and momo got wasted as usual.
11.00 PM - Went to dos gringos trailer park and ate macho burrito plates.
FRI : 8.00 AM - Got ready and played half a round of golf at rio salado waited for momo to get done with his businessm meeting.
12.00 PM - Ate philly chicken Pitas Picked momo and headed off to the mountains
7.00 PM - reached show low Motel 6 it was freezing and as usual two short gujju bhais welcomed us in.
9.00 PM - went to hon dah american indian casino and had an encounter with Tex TorTice aka "the cracker" ( convicted for murder and sentenced
to prison for 24 yrs out on parole for last 3, has 59 grand kids from 15 children from 4 wives, we are officially his buddies now :))
11.00 PM - ate kick ass chinese food, met a waitress who had just returned from bodh gaya and varanasi .. whoa
SAT : 6.00 AM - Went to white mountain and snowboarded our asses away. i was hitting speeds of 40 to 60 miles an hr.
9.00 PM - Dropped gogo at the airport
next morning - dropped momo at the airport .. PHEW

man to God : i am not my self of late
God Himself: but of course you are not
man to God: i am not sure whats bothering me
God: Of course you know, u are not sure whether u are in love or u are just plain lonely.
man: how can one be ever sure ?
God: of course u can never be , why do u think i have never had a constant companion !!

Lost In translation

When two people are scared , not horror scared, but in general just scared, all they need to do is give each other a real tight hug cuz love will show them the way.

Black JACk

I finally slept well, infact slept like a baby, i had forgotten how this felt for a long time. the silent new apartment within a no noise neighborhood has done it to me.

Made me conclude that u have to live life as if you were playing black jack at a casino.
The winning rule goes like this : " play at a table till it makes you money the moment u see ur earnings slip away rise immediately and find another table"

For most part people never understand this simple rule and hope to salvage their losses by sticking to thier bases.

I now believe life should be played similary. The world today doesnt have much scope for hope or second chances, u have to be rationally steadfast, sometimes bite the bullet and instantly move on.

I am feeling lonelier than god today

Sauerkraut mania

I hope zee germans dont kill me for my verbatim, byt nevertheless i am taking a fancy for sauerkraut these days, i eat it almost with anything, fries+ S, cheesBurger + S, yogurt + S,
pickled Rice + S ..
then i went up to look why this urge and whats it really made up off ..

From the HEalth Magazine "Sauerkraut, made by fermenting cabbage, is an excellent natural tonic for the digestive organs. It can easily be made at home and is a delicious and healthy accompaniment to meals."

so there it goes i guess i have been craving for some digestive enzymes now that BEER is outta my life.

I am in love with Marion Cotillard

family numerology

grandfather (PAK) born in family of four children as the third child; he was the only male
grandmother (KS) born in family of 11 children as the fourth child

father (PKA) born in family of four children as the third child; he was the only male
mother ( LS) born in family of 11 as the fourth child

Me born in family of 2 as the first child; i am the only male
what does that equate my wife to be ??

surely the influences of marijuana can be profound

there comes a time in every mans life when he looks at the woman he is with and wonders how lucky he really is
the problem is it comes only once in his life time
-anonymous

Random conversations

Me: Lets go some place far far away dude .. away from this madness

Him: Yeah all i want to do is sell coconuts in bahamas

Me: and I would give nice hot massages to fine women out there

Him: Yeah Yeah

Me: We will call ourselves CrimeMasters Inc

Him: Or lazy Masters yo yo !!

Hiatus Briefings

So i was gone for the cristmas and new yrs break to the east coast and .. whoa what a trip it was couldnt believe the 14 days went flying by.
Phoenix ->New york city-> jersey -> albany-> vermont ->albany->jersey->new Haven-> New york city-> jersey-> Washington D.c-> new york City -> Phoenix Phew

One thing though i will never move to the East coast .. its all fun and all but its not for me .. cant live there .. its too much of a hassle .. i guess the west has pampered me too much

Telephonic Connection

I always wondered that if you didaled a number ever so often at some point it will get stuck in ur head and u will never forget it for the rest of ur life ..

Now is the time to test a few nos i havent dialed in Years

Goti : 823502
adarsh : 7634059
chittu: 7611433

i guess i have run out of my frequent dialer freinds .. remember these were the days when u had no mobile phones and digital diaries :)

when u had it
u dint want it
now u aint got it
and u want it bad

-propellerHeads

close Encounters

Usually i dont attempt to pour my thoughts into a paragraph and be verbose in my approach to blogging, but then what the heck everyone needs a bed time story once in a while :)

So the other day i was thinking how people come and go out of our lives , sometimes on a daily basis,
tell us their little story and dissapear into the wilderness. Sometimes we are moved by these stories and other times we are like uHH do i know u??

Most of us are usually are caught up in our own little miseries that we never really have time to rewind and rollback these little stories that are hidden inside our minds.
Now ever so often u say screw yall to everything around you and escape into the woods and pick out a story that makes u happy. its like going to ur dusty cd rack and picking out music u havent heard in a while.

And then u end up thinking what ever happened to that person. Oh how i wish i had a gadget that would enable me to track my list of homies and see what they have gone thru over time. I guess the blogs do serve this purpose somebit, but wouldnt it be cool to just know everything about everyone u have cared for in your life without having to take too much effort.

the lack of such an instrument thereof is what i think to be the cause of constant change in peoples social surroundings, well not that i am discounting the burdens of the chaotic chain of everyday mundane necessities of life ... like ah my laundry basket is full or darn my credit card bill needs to be paid .. considering them as common ground , well of course if u happen to be a hippie it all dont count, i would think that the lack of close connections with people who have touched us propels us to find easy escape routes and settle for easy access scenarios ... oh you should meet this new bosnian dude i hang out with .. he is absolutley hilarious.

before i stop making any sense to meself i am sorry i have to end my attempt at pouring down my thoughts

I am Giving u away for someone else to take

This Day and age

PP says:
ate a lot of rotten grapes today
edo says:
yes
edo says:
lots of them
PP says:
yeah i love rotten grapes
PP says:
deeply fermented
edo says:
he he he
edo says:
do you have a web cam?
PP says:
they are almost about to turn alchoholic but they are waiting for some opportune moment
PP says:
those kinda grapes
PP says:
i love them
PP says:
oh they have to be red though
PP says:
green ones dnt do it for me
edo says:
well
edo says:
I like red grapes better
PP says:
they gcould be half red and green but complete green .. no admission
PP says:
u should try the ones i eat
edo says:
I wish I could grow grapes
PP says:
i buy them fresh and then i put them in a container like a tuppeware sprinkle little water and keep them in a warm place for 2 to 3 days
PP says:
then they become really fermented
PP says:
and then i suck on them and chew them slowly ejoying the juice
PP says:
oh its a heavenly feeling
edo says:
I do not really eat grapes anymore
edo says:
I used to eat them when I was back in bosnia
edo says:
we grew them
edo says:
it was kinda standard to have them
edo says:
but I did not realize that not everyone has grapes
PP says:
darn i forgot i had to go pee .. now thats what it will make u do tough .. will make u pee more often than before
PP says:
but then thats a little discomfort that can be ignored for the greater happiness
PP says:
brb

Oh Getting nostalgic on music I am


--------------~-------------------------------------------------------
I seem to recognize your face
Haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it
Can not find the candle of thought to light your name
Lifetimes are catching up with me...
All these changes taking place. I wish I'd seen the place
But no one's ever taken me...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
I swear I recognize your breath...
Memories like fingerprints are slowly raising
Me you wouldn't recall, for I'm not my former...
It's hard when, your stuck upon the shelf...
I changed by not changing at all... small town predicts my fate...
Perhaps that's what no one wants to see...
I just want to scream... Hello.
My god its been so long,... never dreamed you'd return
But now here you are... and here I am... Hearts and thoughts they fade...away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade... fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade...

- eddie V

Vegas DIRTY Vegas

Spearmint Rhino - 87.50
Breakfast Barbary Coast - 24.10
Flamingo Ventuno - 22.41
House of Blues - 157.50
Boardwalk Buffet - 34.36
Lindy's - 12.64
Paradise Buffet - 85.73
Bikini's bar - 121.00
Treasure Island Buffet - 70.00
Rum Jungle - 100.00
Rain Cover - 100.00
Rental car - 138.12
Rain(Tarun & I) - 15.00
Flamingo - 497.50
Drinks at the pool(Praveen,
Tarun & I) - 10.00
Cab - 80.00